Knight Rider K.I.T.T. USB Car Charger from ThinkGeek - YouTube
・I am a Knight Industries 2000 with a thousand megabits of memory and a 1 nanosecond access time.
・I'm very pleased to meet you.
・Anything you can think of, I'm sure I can perform.
・My sensors are picking up some very strange vibrations.
・If you'll permit me, I have a solution.
・May I suggest you put the car in the auto-cruise mode for safety's sake.
・I fail to see the logic of that statement.
・I'm going to have to make a pit stop very shortly.
・If it weren't for me you'd be walking.
・As a machine I believe I'm quite fortunate not to have your human dependency upon oxygen for your survival.
・Next time you want something handled in a specific way, please be sure to tell me ahead of time.